Product Description
Tired of working? No strength to get off the couch? The "Laziness" cream from Dnipro-M is the perfect assistant for true masters of doing nothing! Apply a thin layer and feel how the desire to work smoothly disappears, leaving only comfort and absolute relaxation.
Features:
Guaranteed to reduce productivity to zero.
Natural metallic scent "steel workshop" for those who love heavy industry.
Battery-free formula: works all day without recharging for your lazy mood.
Perfect for: those who want to "enhance their relaxation," colleagues, friends, or simply as an art object on a shelf.
Warning: use at work or during study is strictly not recommended.
Author: Stepan Dzhumaga. A humorous product for a freelance platform.
Tired of working? No strength to get off the couch? The "Laziness" cream from Dnipro-M is the perfect assistant for true masters of doing nothing! Apply a thin layer and feel how the desire to work smoothly disappears, leaving only comfort and absolute relaxation.
Features:
Guaranteed to reduce productivity to zero.
Natural metallic scent "steel workshop" for those who love heavy industry.
Battery-free formula: works all day without recharging for your lazy mood.
Perfect for: those who want to "enhance their relaxation," colleagues, friends, or simply as an art object on a shelf.
Warning: use at work or during study is strictly not recommended.
Author: Stepan Dzhumaga. A humorous product for a freelance platform.