Cream for linoleum from the brand Dnipro-M

Product Description
Tired of working? No strength to get off the couch? The "Laziness" cream from Dnipro-M is the perfect assistant for true masters of doing nothing! Apply a thin layer and feel how the desire to work smoothly disappears, leaving only comfort and absolute relaxation.

Features:

Guaranteed to reduce productivity to zero.

Natural metallic scent "steel workshop" for those who love heavy industry.

Battery-free formula: works all day without recharging for your lazy mood.

Perfect for: those who want to "enhance their relaxation," colleagues, friends, or simply as an art object on a shelf.

Warning: use at work or during study is strictly not recommended.
Author: Stepan Dzhumaga. A humorous product for a freelance platform.