Записать видео песни на английском под Укулеле либо (Гитару)

Могу написать мелодию, исполнить на гитаре+вокал+ударные

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Євген Казанцев 13 вересня 2018

Алина, посмотрите текст. Скажите сможете или нет. солько нужно времени.
Еще раз уточню, это должно быть видео поздравление.  Веселое и задорное. 

Текст:
There was a girl called Olha,
 She was from Ukraine,
She was great at dancing,
 But couldn't cook Vareniki,

 She liked the Ukrainian boys,
But they sent her away,
because she couldn't cook Vareniki.
only eggs and salad.

So she travelled the world,
to find more boys,
 Boys that didn't know about vareniki,
 and she had a nice ass,

and hoped it was enough,
 because she couldn't cook Vareniki.

 And she was looking for greek boys,
 and she was looking for swiss boys,
 and she was looking for english boys,
 and she was looking for african boys.
but she wasn't learning to cook vareniki,
 only salad and eggs.

And then she found a boy,
 who liked salad and eggs.
he was greek, and he was swiss,
and he was english, and he was african,
and he didn't know about vareniki.
and he liked Olhas ass.

 Olha shook her ass,
 and Olha cooked him Borscht,
 and it was very red,
 (the borscht not her ass),
 and he was happy.
 and he liked borscht.
but then one day,
Olha's sister came to visit.

her name was Yulia,

and she cooked vareniki,

 and it was better than borscht,
 and it was better than salad and eggs.
and then she went home,

and left Olha alone,
and now the boy liked vareniki,
and he asked Olha to cook it,
and he asked Olha to cook it today,

and he is asking her to cook it now
 and he is asking her very strongly to cook it,
 and he is saying please,

and he is reminding her of her sister,

and she is a great cook.

 and he also likes borscht,

 and maybe she can cook that today too?

 and he is asking her nicely,

and he has asked someone to sing a song,

about Olha cooking vareniki,
and Olha cooking borscht,
and also about Olha shaking her ass,
 and about Olha cooking vareniki,
 ... and Olha cooking borscht,
 and also about Olha shaking her ass,
 and about Olha cooking vareniki,
and Olha cooking borscht,

and also about Olha shaking her ass,

 and about Olha cooking vareniki, ... etc

Здравствуйте, Евгений!

Сразу честно скажу, заказ я брала для своей дочери. Он ей очень понравился. Она закончила англ.спецшколу, спокойно общается с носителями языка, закончила музыкальную школу и учится на филологическом факультете ХНУ. Весело и задорно исполнить - это для нее. Опыт выступления на концертах немалый. Сколько времени потребуется - мне оценить трудно, думаю пару дней. Поэтому я Вас свяжу с ней. Где-то через час она зарегистрируется на сайте и Вам напишет. Я только зарегистрировалась и не со всем разобралась как с Вами связаться. 

Извините, ей не понравился текст

Очень веселая песенка. А сколько есть времени на запись?

Текста,конечно дофига и распи...кий, но весело)
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