Thomas Jerome Goodwin
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Master Coach, Master’s Degree holder, and Doctor of Divinity with over 30 years of professional experience in writing, teaching, and guiding others. I am a published nonfiction author with six books available on Amazon and an active presence on Medium and Substack. My writing spans humor, satire, parenting insights, and polished corporate content, allowing me to connect with diverse audiences. I specialize in transforming complex or dry topics into clear, engaging narratives — adding wit and warmth when it strengthens the message, or delivering a direct, professional voice when projects demand precision.
Core Skills
- Nonfiction Writing – Parenting, humor, satire, lifestyle, and professional topics
- Corporate Content Creation – Articles, blogs, branded storytelling, whitepapers
- SEO & Research – Audience-focused keyword integration and in-depth topic research
- Humor Writing – Making content relatable, entertaining, and memorable
- Audience Engagement – Creating content that resonates and builds loyal readership
Portfolio
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50 USD Your Black Plastic Spoons Are Trying to Kill You
Articles & Blog PostsFull title: Your Black Plastic Spoons Are Trying to Kill You. When you're designing your dream kitchen, those sleek black plastic utensils look perfect. But here’s the shocking secret: many of them are made from recycled electronics. Yes, that stylish black spoon in your drawer might once have been part of a TV or computer monitor, infused with flame retardant chemicals meant to prevent your gadgets from catching fire. Now, it’s stirring your pasta sauce—possibly leaving behind a faint taste of industrial chemicals, or maybe that’s just your imagination (or dinner).
The idea of turning old electronics into kitchen tools sounds noble and eco-friendly. “Let’s recycle e-waste into cooking utensils,” someone probably declared over coffee—while wielding a trusty wooden spoon, ironically wise beyond their time. However, electronics contain brominated flame retardants, strange-sounding chemicals that don’t vanish during recycling. Instead, they hitch a ride into your kitchenware and, ultimately, onto your plate.
… Research shows these chemicals can leach into food, especially when heated or used with acidic ingredients like tomatoes, citrus, berries, pickles, coffee, and yogurt. So every time you scrape simmering tomato sauce with that modern black spatula, you’re unknowingly adding a dash of industrial chemistry to your meal. Even Gordon Ramsay would raise an eyebrow at this unusual seasoning choice.
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50 USD I Wore Crocs Every Day for a Month and My Feet Filed a Formal
Articles & Blog PostsFull title: I Wore Crocs Every Day for a Month and My Feet Filed a Formal Complaint. A witty and well-researched exploration of why Crocs might be doing more harm than good to your feet - blending humor with medical scientific insights to uncover the surprising truths behind this popular controversial footwear.
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400 USD Essential Skills For Kids Because Adulting Shouldn't Be A Surpri
Articles & Blog PostsFull book title: Essential Skills For Kids Because Adulting Shouldn't Be A Surprise: A Survival Guide for Tiny Humans and the Grown-ups Who Love Them. This insightful guide equips children with vital life skills to navigate adulthood smoothly, ensuring that growing up doesn't come as a surprise. Designed for both kids and the adults who love them, it offers practical advice, empowering lessons, and nurturing strategies to help tiny humans thrive in today's world.
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400 USD EMOTIONAL COACHING MASTERY: The Revolutionary Parent's Complete
Articles & Blog PostsFull book title: EMOTIONAL COACHING MASTERY: The Revolutionary Parent's Complete Guide to Raising Emotionally Brilliant, Resilient Kids Who Actually Like Themselves. Discover groundbreaking strategies and proven techniques to help your children develop emotional brilliance, build unshakable resilience, and cultivate genuine self-love. This comprehensive guide empowers parents to transform their approach to emotional coaching, fostering confident, happy, and well-rounded kids ready to thrive in every aspect of life.
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50 USD A Harvest of Hilarity – One Man’s Take on Halloween Costume Rul
Articles & Blog PostsFull title: A Harvest of Hilarity – One Man’s Take on Halloween Costume Rules. As the annual Harvest Festival rolls around once again, our tradition stands apart—no Halloween antics here, thank you very much. Dive into one man’s witty and lighthearted take on the costume customs that keep this autumn celebration delightfully unique.
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50 USD How to Raise a Kid Who Makes Friends Like a Golden Retriever at
Articles & Blog PostsFull title: How to Raise a Kid Who Makes Friends Like a Golden Retriever at a Dog Park. Discover practical and heartwarming strategies to raise a child who effortlessly builds friendships with the warmth, loyalty, and openness of a golden retriever at a dog park. Learn how to nurture social confidence, kindness, and genuine connection from an early age.
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50 USD Your Pinterest Parenting Board Is Wrong, Why Perfect Parents Rai
Articles & Blog PostsFull title: Your Pinterest Parenting Board Is Wrong, Why Perfect Parents Raise Anxious Kids (And How Chaos Makes Champions). Why striving for picture-perfect parenting on Pinterest might be doing more harm than good. Explore how overly controlled, ‘perfect’ parenting can contribute to childhood anxiety, and discover why embracing a bit of chaos and imperfection can actually help raise resilient, confident children—true champions in life.
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50 USD “We Shared Your Concerns” and Other Corporate Lies That Make You
Articles & Blog PostsFull title: “We Shared Your Concerns” and Other Corporate Lies That Make You Want to Throw Your Phone Into Traffic. Unmask the frustrating clichés and empty reassurances corporations throw at consumers, leaving you annoyed and skeptical. This article dives deep into the insincere language and hollow promises that tech companies use to dodge accountability – revealing why these platitudes only fuel your frustration in an increasingly digital world.
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50 USD A parent's survival guide to building emotional intelligence in
Articles & Blog PostsFull title: A parent's survival guide to building emotional intelligence in teenagers who think feelings are dumb. This insightful Medium.com article offers practical, actionable advice for parents navigating the challenges of raising emotionally intelligent teenagers—especially those who dismiss feelings as unimportant. Discover effective strategies to help your teen develop emotional skills crucial for success in both life and work, fostering deeper understanding, resilience, and communication within your family.