Content writer long-term

We're looking for a writer. Preferably, one that doesn't suck. 😉

Seriously Though. This Person Should Be

A Digital Native: Ya gots to know how to use the computers. We'll teach you the technical marketing stuff. But we don't give Microsoft Office lessons. (Because we don't use Microsoft Office. Because it's awful.)

Marketing-Obsessed: You better read Ahrefs, Kissmetrics, Unbounce, AdEspresso, etc.  

Comfortable Writing. A Lot: Average content is 2-3k words. Each typically takes ~4 hours. Most of that is research and prep. Sounds boring... because it is. You have to derive some weird pleasure out of that process. Most don't. I don't blame them.

Personality is a plus. We write about boring, dry, technical topics. But that doesn't mean the content should be boring. In fact, we go out of our way to spice things up. Storytelling is a must.

Inappropriate jokes and pop culture references almost always work, too.

Requirements
Some marketing experience is a plus. Otherwise, writing samples > resume.