Budget: 45 USD Deadline: 1 day
I will do everything properly within the specified deadlines. It is possible to create a bilingual application.
Project Description :
We are building a minimalist absurdist mobile app called Jija™.
The app has one single function: you swipe the screen to simulate "digitally wiping" after using the toilet. Yes, that's it.
No login. No data. No crypto. Just the sacred ritual of virtual cleansing — with philosophical and ecological overtones.
The app must:
Contain one button or swipe area.
After swipe, show a short animation or sound confirming “you wiped” (we’ll provide assets).
Display one of several random satirical messages (also provided).
Count the number of wipes.
Optional: show achievements like “Tree Hugger” after 10 wipes, “Digital Monk” after 100, etc.
We will provide:
All texts
Sounds
Images
You just need to put it all together into a working Android APK, preferably in a way that is easy to update later.
Target audience:
Satirical humor fans
Absurdist app collectors
NFT weirdos
Philosophical nihilists with smartphones
Success criteria:
The app runs smoothly on Android
Button/swipe works perfectly
No unnecessary complexity
It makes at least one person laugh or cry
Budget: under $50
Language: English or Ukrainian preferred
Timeframe: ASAP (1–3 days ideal)
Ми створюємо мінімалістичний абсурдистський мобільний додаток під назвою Jija™.
Додаток має лише одну функцію: ви свайпаєте по екрану, щоб «цифрово підтертися» після туалету. Так, саме так.
Без входу. Без збору даних. Без крипти. Лише священний ритуал віртуального очищення — з філософським та екологічним підтекстом.
Що потрібно реалізувати:
Одна кнопка або зона свайпу.
Після свайпу з’являється коротка анімація або звук (ми надамо).
Відображається одне з випадкових сатиричних повідомлень (також надамо).
Ведеться лічильник свайпів.
(Опційно) Система досягнень: наприклад, за 10 свайпів — «Обіймач дерева», за 100 — «Цифровий монах» і т.д.
Ми надамо:
Всі тексти
Звуки
Зображення
Ваше завдання — зібрати це в робочий Android-додаток (APK), бажано з можливістю легко оновлювати його в майбутньому.
Цільова аудиторія:
Прихильники сатиричного гумору
Колекціонери абсурдних застосунків
NFT-дивакуваті ентузіасти
Філософські нігілісти зі смартфонами
Критерії успіху:
Застосунок працює стабільно на Android
Кнопка або свайп функціонують коректно
Жодної зайвої складності
Він викликає хоча б одну усмішку. Або сльозу.
Бюджет: до $50
Мова спілкування: англійська або українська
Термін: якнайшвидше (ідеально — 1–3 дні)
Budget: 45 USD Deadline: 1 day
I will do everything properly within the specified deadlines. It is possible to create a bilingual application.
Budget: 50 USD Deadline: 2 days
Let's do it. 50 is of course not enough, but let's go ahead. Well, a praising review. Waiting for a response. Can be done in about 2 days, 100% extra wishes will come up) That's obvious.
Budget: 45 USD Deadline: 1 day
Dude, I'll do all this in 2 hours, very fun project))) Let's agree for 45, if you choose today, I'll do it today itself
Budget: 150 USD Deadline: 7 days
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Hi, I can do this app in 2 day, with English and Ukrainian languages
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