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We are a furniture manufacturing company. We are looking for a specialist who can help develop clear and visual assembly instructions for our products for customers. What needs to be done: Create step-by-step assembly instructions for furniture. Develop clear diagrams and illustrations. Format instructions in a neat and print-friendly format (PDF). Make instructions as simple as possible so that even a person without experience can assemble them. Requirements: Experience in creating instructions, technical documentation, or infographics. Proficient in graphic software (Adobe Illustrator, CorelDRAW, Figma, or similar). Attention to detail. Ability to work with technical drawings and photographs of products. We provide: Product drawings. Dimensions, photographs, and all necessary information about the furniture. A constant workload with successful collaboration. If you have examples of similar work, please attach them when responding. Also, indicate the cost of developing one instruction or the terms of cooperation in your message.

Need to graphically design an online product with a description of types of human attractiveness. This document will be sold as a digital product. The designer is required to: 1. Format the text (font selection, structure, and layout). 2. Design the background and add graphic elements (search for images and videos on the designer's side). 3. Add photos in a slideshow format (I will provide). 4. Add videos (I will provide). 5. Format hyperlinks. Design type: moderate minimalism, but the design will change depending on the section of the document (there will be a total of 4 parts, which I will provide gradually). Mood: it should be a positive, Generation Z friendly, not boring design. It is preferable to have trendy fonts, shapes, and meanings, retro-futurism and rethinking of old forms are possible. But no millennial shapeless blobs, strokes, and splashes, thick outlines, tombstone frames, and dull beige palettes))) The document is planned to have 4 parts in total. One part will be 4-5 pages. There is a technical specification. The document must be interactive, so it cannot be done in PDF format. Most likely, we will have to work based on Google Drive, but I will consider other options (if there are suggestions). I am waiting for your portfolios. I do not offer more than 3000 UAH for one part. p.s. It would be great if you can draw and make logos, then the product can be customized. I am ready to pay extra for unique drawings if the offer is appealing.

I am looking for someone to prepare several illustrations (currently from one to seven) related to my novel (fantasy genre - I can easily share excerpts to check the atmosphere). To start, I need one graphic depicting a character (one of four, with plans to show a group as well), followed by two shots of objects, including one characteristic of the novel's world. All scenes would be based on my (fairly accurate) descriptions and narrative context, if needed. Initially simple, static, without dynamics. More expressive, spectacular ones can come later. The style I have in mind is a sketch on a texture resembling parchment (for example, sharp, fragmented, unfinished, focusing on a selected fragment, blurring the rest - something in that direction) or full black and white. Something that looks like notes from a wandering artist, without access to a full palette of paints and brushes.The graphics would be used for "propaganda," encouraging people to enter this world. I would place them on my Instagram profile, possibly someday in a gallery on my author website, but for now, I don't have such a place or opportunity. If the collaboration goes well, I could return with more commissions, as there is plenty of material. I am at the stage of my first publication, without an advance, so my budget for illustrations is still modest. However, I care about a fair valuation and a scope of work that will be profitable for you. The book's premiere will be around mid-September, and it would be nice to share at least one graphic before the end of summer.

Hello! I am looking for an illustrator to create a nonfiction book for children aged 7-9 about the phenomenon of books. The author of the book is quite well-known among children's literature authors. In the book, we talk about how books are created and what a book is in general. Its history, invention, different formats and implementations, printing, editing, about paper and various publishing things. There are 5 chapters that cover everything that might interest a child, from the perspective of the book itself. The character-Book interacts with the reader and her character-Author. There are many illustrations in the form of comic conversations between the Author and the Book. It includes interesting sections such as a book questionnaire, a book diary, and a map of festivals. It introduces the people involved in the book creation process. A total of 80 pages + cover. Examples of possible styles are attached. Collaboration agreement after a test task. I look forward to your applications! Even if you work in somewhat different styles but are interested in the project, I will gladly consider it.

The main focus of the composition is a large Gothic castle located in the center of the back. The castle should be detailed and atmospheric, but not overloaded — it should be the main element of the entire composition. Above and below the castle, I want reworked sun and moon designs inspired by Soul Eater, but executed in a Gothic fantasy style, so they fit better into the overall composition rather than looking like direct elements from anime. I also want Mega Rayquaza (Pokémon) to be integrated into the composition, but more in the background rather than as a dominant element. It should look like part of a Gothic world and not stand out too much. The castle can be complemented with decorative elements such as dark ivy, roses, or other Gothic details if they look good in the composition. If not, they can be omitted. Overall, the goal is a cohesive Gothic fantasy composition for the entire back, where all elements look like one scene rather than separate objects. I hope these sketches help in some way.