Написание шуток по заданной теме

I am looking for a service to publish one or several Wiki articles based on a template that's already pre-written + potentially writing new ones, with my approval. You must speak fluent English. I speak Russian, I am sorry not Ukrainian.

It is necessary to write many different SEO texts. Not manually, but through ChatGPT or other neural networks. The point is that it's not just about throwing in keywords and letting it write - no. We can do that ourselves. It is necessary to clarify many times what is wrong in the text. Communicate simultaneously with Gemini and, for example, ChatGPT so that one points out the mistakes of the other. As a result, the texts turn out to be expert, clear, unique (checked by a special website - we will provide it to you), and most importantly, high quality. Message me privately if you are ready to take on this task. We will discuss the details.

There is a website. I will send it in a private message. Content needs to be written and created for it. Then it should be filled on the site. This is a web studio site. The task is to create descriptions for projects, services, the main page, the team, etc. In other words, to fully describe everything.

Task: 5 professional advertising posts for a LinkedIn campaign in the Danish market — presenting the company as a reliable subcontractor for general contractors. Requirements: mandatory English language; confirmed experience with advertising campaigns on LinkedIn; persuasive, professional tone; 80–150 words per post, strong hook; 3–5 hashtags. Deadline: 5 days. Payment: to be agreed upon.

Hello! I have a product (padlocks) in Amazon FBA warehouses in the USA. Sales are weak, so I want to sell off or remove this product with minimal losses. Plan: to create a removal order (removing the product from Amazon's warehouse) to an address in the USA — a warehouse/3PL or intermediary — and then sell the product in the USA on Facebook Marketplace, eBay, or another platform. What I need from you: Experience with Amazon Seller Central (mandatory). Create a removal order and suggest the most profitable option to return the maximum money — compare: removal + resale, liquidation through Amazon (FBA Liquidations), or discount sale. If possible — assist with resale in the USA (eBay / Facebook Marketplace, etc.). Access: I will provide limited access to the account through User Permissions (not a password). Please let me know: — Have you done something like this before? Do you have reviews/examples? — Cost and timelines? Payment and communication — only through Safe Deal on the platform. Thank you! Or it may be possible to sell at cost by choosing better photos or creating bundles.