Write a text for a book in the style of the Red Book, with a sense of humor.

Budget: 2000 UAH Deadline: 1 day

Good day, I have significant experience in writing humorous works and pamphlets. Message me privately, I will be happy to help.

Budget: 27000 UAH Deadline: 30 days

I will gladly help create a book about endangered human species that need protection))). At the same time, according to your wishes, not only the book can be red, but also its readers))).

Feel free to reach out, we will discuss everything, especially the volume of the book and the amount of funds).

P.S.: like other commentators - I have a long list of significant boring personal achievements in literature))). I understand the deadlines )

Budget: 2000 UAH Deadline: 4 days

Good day. You are at the address. I can work with texts, I have developed my own authorial style, I have a good sense of humor. I have been working as a journalist for four years, I write prose. I am a newcomer on this site, so I expect honest feedback!

Budget: 2000 UAH Deadline: 5 days

HANNA S.
Hanna Procrastinator S.

Row: Project Initiators (Projectum Initium)
Family: Restless Inspirers (Inspirare Incompletae)

Taxonomic Characteristics:
The sole representative of her kind in the working environment, Hanna S. is recognized as unique due to her ability to simultaneously start multiple projects and complete none of them. Previously classified under the subfamily of Tireless Idealists, she was transferred to the family of Restless Inspirers due to her natural inclination towards incompleteness.

Status:
Category 2: Rarely encountered among completed projects.

Distribution:
Widely spread in creative agencies, startups, and any collectives that value ideas more than results. Known to also be found in virtual spaces, such as online project management platforms, where she actively leaves comments in the early stages of development.

Habitat:
Hanna S. spends most of her time in comfortable working conditions, where the possibility of distraction is minimized, but always exists. She easily attaches herself to new ideas, like a lichen to wood fragments, and even to "rock-solid" deadlines, although her attention drifts like a jellyfish in surface waters, often avoiding the depths of completion.

Population:
The exact number of Hanna S.'s projects is unknown to anyone, as many of them are in a "temporarily halted" state. Some projects are even considered mythical due to a lack of evidence of their existence.

Reasons for Population Change:
Mood changes and new, more exciting ideas are the main reasons. It is known that an increase in responsibility levels and deadlines can have an unexpected impact on behavior, but often leads to a temporary withdrawal from activity.

Biological Features:
Lives in a space where ideas float freely and unrestricted, at a comfortable temperature of 15-25℃ (depending on the season and mood). Her life cycle includes numerous beginnings and minimal completions, with periodic meditative reflections on the theme of "what if...".

Captive Breeding:
Not studied. There are assumptions that creating a structured environment may lead to attempts to complete started projects, but this theory requires further research.

Conservation Measures:
Currently, no special measures have been implemented. It is suggested to create conditions under which Hanna S. can freely express her creative abilities, while ensuring that someone will finalize her ideas. It is also important to avoid excessive pressure to not scare away her inspired but wobbly nature. Expand

Budget: 2000 UAH Deadline: 4 days

Hello, Anna. I fully meet your point "good writing, sense of humor, and a subtle sense of irony. Ideally, understanding of psychological terms" by 100%. The only thing I didn't notice in your application is "Text about people and sense of humor." Or maybe this is exactly what I will be receiving from you and in our vector translating the life of animals into people from the Red Book?

Budget: 2000 UAH Deadline: 3 days

Good day. I will write a quality book with a sense of humor according to all your requirements.

Budget: 2000 UAH Deadline: 5 days

Hello! I am interested in your offer. I am open to work, have a portfolio and experience. By education, I am a journalist, and I have worked as an English teacher. I would be happy to collaborate!

Budget: 25000 UAH Deadline: 30 days

Hello.

We can discuss your project. If we align in our visions, I would be happy to join. I have a significant body of work, several books have been written from scratch with my involvement. I am a writer. 1 novel and 4 collections of poetry published. The novel was shortlisted for international awards. One of the collections was included in the list of books by Ukrainian PEN.

I am one of those who chose their life's work out of love. I have 14 years of experience in publishing, literary editing, design, and typesetting of books. Over 300 publications have been released with my participation. Most of them were done "turnkey" — from manuscript to print run.

With me, your book will not only be published but will also become what you dreamed of.

I suggest discussing the cost in person.

I invite you to view my website: https://kulinsky.antipublishing.com.ua

and my short portfolio: Freelancehunt

The website of my publishing platform may also be useful: https://antipublishing.com.ua

Thank you,
wishing you light,
Ivan. Expand

Budget: 2000 UAH Deadline: 5 days

Good day, Hanna.
I am very interested in your task. I have a sense of humor and I know what the Red Book is, as I work in the field of nature conservation.
I would be happy if you consider my candidacy for completing your order.
Sincerely, Anatoliy

Budget: 2000 UAH Deadline: 20 days

Good day. Your project has sparked interest. I have experience in writing texts on various topics. I have completed a similar task, specifically drafting a humorous contract text based on a standard civil law contract. I would be happy to help. Your task has truly intrigued me.

Budget: 2000 UAH Deadline: 14 days

Hello, Hanna! I offer my services. I have a philological education, I write poetry and prose, and I write interestingly and with humor. I will show samples of texts on various topics in personal messages, where we can also discuss the details of the project and the terms of cooperation. If you reach out – we will communicate.

Budget: 3000 UAH Deadline: 7 days

Hello, Anna.
I will take on this interesting, creative work.
Irony and literacy are present, understanding of psychological terms - too.
I am waiting for the input data.

Budget: 27000 UAH Deadline: 30 days

I am happy to help, I am a psychologist (7 years of experience) and a copywriter (13 years), I believe that for this order it is the perfect combination :) The price is indicated for systematic daily work as if hired, but I am flexible for discussions :))

Budget: 2000 UAH Deadline: 1 day

I have been working as a copywriter for over 2 years, during which I have written more than 300 texts on various topics in Ukrainian, English, German, and Russian. I have a B2 level of proficiency in English and German.
I use different writing styles, have skills in prompt engineering, SEO, and LSI copywriting. I write texts in various formats: articles, posts, reviews, letters, news, advertisements, landing pages, sales texts, informational texts, comments, feedback, translations, rewriting, and editing.
I use the following services: text.ru, advego, grammarly, content-watch, istio, GPT 3 content detector, synonymizer, text 1 com, Google docs, Excel, canva, copyscape, chat GPT, copy.ai, Word, etxt, content-outline builder, pr-cy.
I create meta-tags: Title, Description. Overall, I write concise, clear, structured, attractive, and precise texts. I can quickly find information and type, and I also have a good command of written language.

Budget: 2100 UAH Deadline: 1 day

Good day! There are no problems with a sense of humor. I have repeatedly engaged in copywriting, and I am a philologist by profession. I can provide examples of similar completed works in private. I have indicated the price, and the deadline will depend on the amount of work. Feel free to reach out, I will be happy to collaborate)

Budget: 2222 UAH Deadline: 111 days

Good day, Ms. Hanna! You have a very interesting project, I would gladly take it on. I have considerable experience in writing artistic texts, and everything is fine with humor. I will provide examples of my work. I will be very happy to participate in such an interesting endeavor and I will be writing about it.

Budget: 2000 UAH Deadline: 10 days

Good day, Hanna! I am interested in your project. I have been working with texts for 12 years (copywriter, editor). I create content according to any wishes and requirements. When needed, I write with humor and irony.

The approximate price for this type of work is 75 UAH/1000 characters.

Feel free to reach out! I am available )